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1. Give Me a Ring Sometime
First aired: 9/30/1982 Production Code: 001Stuffy & sophisticated Diane Chambers is dumped by her fiance in a blue collar Boston bar where she meets baseball star-turned-bar owner Sam Malone.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) , Michael McGuire (Professor Sumner Sloane), John P. Navin, Jr. (Teenager), Ron Frazier (Ron), Erik Holland (Swedish customer)
2. Sam's Women
Community Score
| 8.3 Great |
Diane's teasing about the airheaded women Sam dates sends him looking for a date of a higher cerebral plane. Also, an old customer insists he must see the former owner to discuss his personal problems.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Jack Knight (Jack) , Donnelly Rhodes (Leo Metz), Donna McKechnie (Debra), Angela Aames (Brandee), Keenen Ivory Wayans (Customer)
3. The Tortelli Tort
First aired: 10/14/1982 Production Code: 004Carla's fiery temper almost costs Sam the bar when she attacks an obnoxious Yankees fan. Diane offers to help by suggesting Carla seek anger management.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Paul Vaughn (Customer #3), John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) , Ron Karabatsos (Ed Kellner), Stephen Keep (Dr. Graham), Richard McGonagle (Customer #2), Rex Ryon (Bruin), John Fiedler (Fred), Thomas Babson (Customer #1)
4. Sam at Eleven
First aired: 10/21/1982 Production Code: 005Sam realizes how much he misses his former sports celebrity status when a local newscaster asks to interview him again.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Harry Anderson (Harry "the Hat" Gittes), Paul Vaughn (Customer) , Fred Dryer (Dave Richards), Eapen Mathai (Recordist), Michael Mann (Guy)
5. Coach's Daughter
First aired: 10/28/1982 Production Code: 007Coach's daughter brings the obnoxious lout she plans to marry to meet her father.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Allyce Beasley (Lisa Pantuso), Philip Charles MacKenzie (Roy), Tim Cunningham (Chuck), Teddy Bergeron (Man), Jacqueline Cassel (Woman)
6. Any Friend of Diane's
Community Score
| 8.6 Great |
Diane becomes upset when Sam hits on an old friend of hers who's on the rebound from an unhappy love affair.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Julia Duffy (Rebecca Prout), Macon McCalman (Darrell Stabell)
7. Friends, Romans, Accountants
First aired: 11/11/1982 Production Code: 013Norm tries to make points with the boss by planning the annual office party at Cheers and arranging for Diane to be the old man's "date."
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) , James Read (Herb Sawyer), Kenneth Kimmins (Fred Wilson), Jim Hudson (Accountant #2), Peter Van Norden (Cymbals Player), Edie Berry (Accountant #3), Jonathan Terry (Accountant #1)
8. Truce or Consequences
Community Score
| 8.6 Great |
Diane and Carla decide to bury the hatchet over after-work drinks, which lead to a startling confession from Carla about her youngest child.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin), Jack Knight (Jack) , David A. Penhale (Customer #1)
9. Coach Returns to Action
First aired: 11/25/1982 Production Code: 010Coach and Sam become unlikely romantic rivals for Coach's new neighbor.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) , Murphy Gross (Nina), Julia Hendler (Girl), Eve Smith (Tourist #3), Barry Cutler (Tourist #2), Keone Young (Tourist #1), Bill Wiley (Tour Guide)
10. Endless Slumper
First aired: 12/2/1982 Production Code: 009Sam gets a phonecall from an old baseball friend, Rick Walker, who has been having a lousy season. He wonders what he should do, and Sam tries to help but can't think of what to do. He suggests getting a lucky charm, and Coach says that Sam used to have one. It turns out Sam still does - a bottle cap, which he says he found. Sam lends Rick the cap and Rick's performance improves greatly - whilst Sam goes through a period of very bad luck. When Sam find out that Rick lost the bottle cap, he gets depressed, as Diane finds out that it was in fact the cap off the last bottle of beer Sam ever drank.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) , Christopher McDonald (Rick Walker), Anne Haney (Miss Gilder)
11. One for the Book
First aired: 12/9/1982 Production Code: 003While Diane keeps notes on bar conversation, a novice comes in for one final fling before entering a monastery and a World War I doughboy shows up for a very small reunion.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Jack Knight (Jack), John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) , Ian Wolfe (Buzz Crowder), Boyd Bodwell (Kevin), Frank McCarthy (Mr. Phillips)
12. The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One
First aired: 12/16/1982 Production Code: 012The bar patrons are all enthralled by the mysterious gentleman who claims to be a secret agent.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Jack Knight (Jack), John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) , Ellis Rabb (Eric Finch), Robert Evan Collins (Chauffeur), Kurtis Woodruff (Sailor)
13. Now Pitching, Sam Malone
Community Score
| 8.0 Great |
Sam lets the sexy appeal of an agent and the glamour of the public spotlight lure him into being a TV pitchman.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Barbara Babcock (Lana Marshall), Luis Tiant (Himself), Richard Hill (II) (Tibor Svetkovic), Paul Vaughan (Unknown (recurring))
14. Let Me Count the Ways
Community Score
| 8.4 Great |
Diane looks to her friends for comfort when her cat dies, but finds everyone too enthralled by a Celtics game to notice.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin), Jack Knight (Jack), Alan Koss (Alan) , Mark King (Marshall Lipton), Steve Hanafin (Steve)
15. Father Knows Last
First aired: 1/20/1983 Production Code: 014Carla reveals she's pregnant but fools another man into thinking he's the father.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Jack Knight (Jack), John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) , Mark King (Marshall Lipton), Herb Mitchell (Tom), Mary Ellen Trainor (Mary)
16. The Boys in the Bar
Community Score
| 7.8 Good |
Cheers' regulars fear the place may become a gay hangout after an old friend and teammate of Sam's reveals his homosexuality in a tell-all book.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Jack Knight (Jack), Harry Anderson (Harry "The Hat" Gittes), John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) , Alan Autry (Tom Kenderson), John Furey (Larry), Michael Kearns (Richard), Kenneth Tigar (Ken), Thomas Babson (Barney), Wesley Thompson (Photographer), Shannon Sullivan (Reporter #1), John Bluto (Reporter #2), Lee Ryan (I) (Bob)
17. Diane's Perfect Date
First aired: 2/10/1983 Production Code: 017Sam and Diane dare each other to find the other's perfect date, but Sam's last minute choice doesn't quite measure up.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) , Derek McGrath (Andy Schroeder), Gretchen Corbett (Gretchen), Doug Sheehan (Walter Franklin)
18. No Contest
Community Score
| 8.3 Great |
Sam enters Diane in the "Miss Boston Barmaid" contest without telling her.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Paul Vaughn (Unknown) , Charlie Stavola (host), Renee Gentry (Yvonne), Tessa Richarde (Bonnie), Sharon Peters (Jocelyn), Tip O'Neill (Himself)
19. Pick a Con ... Any Con
First aired: 2/24/1983 Production Code: 018Sam enlists Harry the conman to help fleece a card shark who cheated Coach out of a lot of money.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin), Harry Anderson (Harry "The Hat" Gittes), Alan Koss (Alan) , Reid Shelton (George Wheeler), Stephen D. Lee (Leo)
20. Someone Single, Someone Blue
Community Score
| 8.3 Great |
Diane's mother turns up at Cheers with the news that Diane must marry before the next day or her mother will lose her share of Diane's father's estate.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) , Glynis Johns (Helen Chambers), Duncan Ross (Boggs), Dean Dittman (Harrison Fiedler), Paul Willson (Gregg)
21. Showdown (1)
Community Score
| 8.5 Great |
Sam becomes jealous when his impressive older brother Derek drops by the bar and charms everyone including a smitten Diane.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Paul Vaughn (Paul), Alan Koss (Alan), John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) , George Ball (Derek Malone), Deborah Shelton (Debbie)
Special. Uncle Sam Malone
Community Score
| 6.5 Fair |
The gang tries to convince Diane that U.S. savings bonds are a good investment.
22. Showdown (2)
First aired: 3/31/1983 Production Code: 022Diane's fascination with Sam's older brother brings their long simmering relationship to a boil when the sibling asks Diane to go to Paris with him.
Director: James Burrows
Guest star: Lois de Banzie (Lady #1), Helen Page Camp (Lady #2), Peggy Kubena (Cindy)
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