Pilot. The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Santa)  

Production Code: 1995

Jesus arrives in South Park and at the local mall he accuses Santa of blasphemy. Santa challenges him to a fight and the violence between the two quickly escalates. Even Brian Boitano can’t help the boys who’ve found themselves in the middle of this fight.

Pilot. Pilot  

Production Code: 101

Un-aired and longer version of "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe."

Kenny dies when he's run over by Officer Barbrady, but Kenny reappears in the end when the boys are waiting for the school bus.

Pilot. The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty)  

Production Code: 1992

The boys build a snowman, which comes to life when a magic hat is placed upon its head; however, this snowman is evil and begins a killing spree. The boys call upon Jesus to do battle with this menace.

1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe  

First aired: 8/13/1997    Production Code: 101

What Cartman thinks was just a dream, actually happened. The night before Cartman was abducted by aliens and has a satellite going in and out of his ass to prove it. Meanwhile, Kyle has alien problems of his own as his brother Ike, has also been abducted.

2. Volcano  

First aired: 8/20/1997    Production Code: 103

While on a hunting trip with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his war-buddy Ned, the boys learn about a monster named "Skuzzle-butt." Meanwhile, a nearby volcano is giving off signs of eruption.

3. Weight Gain 4000  

First aired: 8/27/1997    Production Code: 102

Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman. Cartman uses Weight Gain 4000 in the hopes of bulking up for the occasion, while Mr. Garrison makes some preparations of his own for Kathie Lee.

4. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride  

First aired: 9/3/1997    Production Code: 104

The boys learn Stan's dog Sparky is gay. After several attempts to fix Sparky's "problem" fail, Sparky runs away. Stan decides to look for Sparky instead of quarterbacking the South Park Cows in the biggest game of the season.

5. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig  

First aired: 9/10/1997    Production Code: 105

When the boys learn about genetic engineering, Kyle wonders if it would be possible to cross-breed his elephant with Cartman’s pot-bellied pig. The boys enter their experiment in the science fair, but have to compete against the son of Dr. Mephisto, the town’s genetic engineer.

6. Death  

First aired: 9/17/1997    Production Code: 106

Stan's grandfather is 102 years old and is begging for someone to kill him. When the boys are accused of attempting to aid Stan's grandpa in his wishes, the blame is put on Terrance & Phillip.

7. Pink Eye  

First aired: 10/29/1997    Production Code: 107

When mistakes are made at the morgue, Kenny turns into a zombie. Meanwhile, the town celebrates Halloween with costumes ranging from Chewbacca to Hitler.

8. Starvin' Marvin  

First aired: 11/19/1997    Production Code: 109

While watching TV, a commercial featuring Sally Struthers comes on offering a free sports watch with a donation to famine relief. Instead of a watch, the boys receive an Ethiopian boy, who they start calling “Starvin’ Marvin.” When the government learns of the mistake, Cartman is mistakingly sent back to Africa instead of Marvin. Meanwhile, an experiment gone wrong results in mutant turkeys running rampant throughout the town.

9. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo  

First aired: 12/17/1997    Production Code: 110

While practicing the Christmas play, the boys realize that Kyle doesn't celebrate Christmas. Kyle informs the boys that he does celebrate the annual visit of “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo." Meanwhile, the town of South Park prepares to celebrate a non-offensive Christmas.

10. Damien  

First aired: 2/4/1998    Production Code: 108

Damien, the son of Satan is the new kid in South Park. Damien is in town demanding to speak with Jesus on his father’s behalf. Meanwhile, Cartman prepares for his birthday party.

11. Tom's Rhinoplasty  

First aired: 2/11/1998    Production Code: 111

Mr. Garrison takes some time off for a surgical procedure and as a result his class gets a beautiful substitute teacher named Ms. Ellen. Wendy becomes jealous when Stan seems to be infatuated with Ms. Ellen. When Ms. Ellen seems to be immune to the charms of Chef he tells the boys that he thinks she is a lesbian and the boys try to become lesbians, so that Ms. Ellen will like them. After Mr. Garrison recovers from his surgery, he looks like David Hasselhoff and quits his teaching job to enjoy all that his new looks provide.

12. Mecha-Streisand  

First aired: 2/18/1998    Production Code: 112

At an archaeological dig, Kyle picks up a triangle that Cartman has discarded. Media attention from the find attracts Barbra Streisand, who needs the triangle to complete “The Diamond of Pantios.” When she completes the diamond, she turns into a terrible monster that will require the combined efforts of Leonard Maltin, Sidney Poitier and The Cure’s Robert Smith to defeat her.

13. Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)  

First aired: 2/25/1998    Production Code: 113

Cartman wants to know who his father is, but his mother isn’t much help as he discovers that she’s had numerous relations with the men of South Park during the night of "The Drunken Barn Dance." Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan enter a videotape they made of Cartman holding a tea party with stuffed animals in the weekly contest held by America’s Stupidest Home Videos.

Special. Jay Leno Comes to South Park  

First aired: 11/20/1997

Jay Leno comes to South Park Elementary and faces ridicule over the size of his chin.