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1. Beats Working at a Hot Dog Stand
Community Score
| 7.1 Good |
Vallery Irons is thrown into the role of bodyguard to the stars when while on her date with a celebrity at a film premiere he cowers behind her when a gunman appears, she saves him. Her date tells everyone that she's a hired bodyguard rather than risk embarrassment by revealing the truth. A bodyguard agency that caters to celebrities soon hires her as their boss. The agency is renamed V.I.P. (Vallery Irons Protection) and with her now part of her team they feel pretty safe. On her first day on the job however a militia group enter the building where the agency is located wanting to kill Vallery and her then date but now first client.
Director: J.F. Lawton
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine De La Cruz), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy) , Bryan Cranston (Colt Arrow), Daniel Roebuck (Unknown), Dean Norris (Unknown), Kevin Light (Brad Cliff), Amber Smith (Davina), Christopher Carroll (Butler and Biker), Angela Oh (Reporter), Mitchell Binder (Executive), Heinrich James (Lieutenant #1), Joseph Mullenax (Customer), Patrick Robert Smith (Sailor), Steve Gendel (Newscaster (uncredited)), Liz Smith (II) (Gossip Columnist)
2. What To Do With Vallery When You're Dead
Community Score
| 7.5 Good |
Victor Balick, a media mogul, is targeting Arnie Feign. Arnie is an Internet author who plans to release a tell all expose exposing Victor Balick who's real name is Ileat Petrovski. Petrovski is actually a cold-blooded killer. Arnie hires V.I.P. to protect him but at the same time Victor Balick is trying to hire V.I.P. to protect him. Why? Who Knows? The V.I.P. team goes to Arnie's place but he doesn't trust them, he thinks they're working for Balick behind his back.
Director: Patrick Norris
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine de la Cruz) , Pauly Shore (Himself), Udo Kier (Victor Balick / Ileat Petrovski), Wayne Pere (Arnie Feign), Shashawnee Hall (Unknown), Greg Albaneese (Avery Bardoosh), Rick Cramer (Instructor), Vince Donvito (Sensei Leon), Lin Lee Moore (Manicurist), John Michael Vaughn (Pilot), Bingo Dinh (Shadrak)
3. Bloody Val-entine
Community Score
| 8.0 Great |
Tasha's ex-husband, an ex-assassin for the KGB and master of disguise known only as "The Owl" is hired by Frank Scarnavako, a mobster with a green thumb to kill Val's paparazzi.
Director: Sidney J. Furie
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine de la Cruz), T.J. Shaboz (Judson) , Ian Ziering (Himself), Marie Osmond (Herself), Mark Tymchyshyn (Unknown), Alexander Kuznetsov (The Owl), Alexander Enberg (Unknown), Martin Kove (Unknown), John Cho (Flower Delivery Guy)
4. One Wedding and Val's Funeral
Community Score
| 7.7 Good |
Vallery is hired by King Soltan of Ardina to be the royal matchmaker for his son the prince. But when the prince orders some pizzas and the pizza girl just happens to speak Ardineese Tasha becomes suspicious. And she has a right to be, it turns out she's actually a stone cold killer. When Val tries to tell the prince he has his servant try to kill her but she escapes and saves the king from Alex, the stone cold killer. The prince planned to overthrow the king to take his place.
Director: J.F. Lawton
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine de la Cruz) , Bill Maher (Himself), Eric Steinberg (Prince Jordan), Patrick Kilpatrick (King Solton's Bodyguard), Natasha Pavlovich (Alex), Caroline Ambrose (Bambi the Terrible), Mark Chaet (King Solton), Irena Davidoff (Queen Sima), Cathy Lemkau (Hostess), Christian J. Meoli (Waiter), Mike Kimmel (Announcer)
5. Scents and Sensibility
Community Score
| 7.4 Good |
V.I.P. must protect a scientist who's creating an aphrodisiac. He tests it on himself at first and it seems to attract every woman he meets except Val and Julie, a co-worker that he's in love with. There is a side effect however, the people who are affected by it go crazy and want to kill the user.
Director: Adam Nimoy
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine de la Cruz) , Stone Cold Steve Austin (Himself), Joseph Kell (Unknown), Angela Harry (Dr. Tina Stokes), Carlton Wilborn (Unknown), Kristen Dalton (Julie), Boris Krutonog (Badger), Diane Farr (Unknown), Cassie Branham (Unknown), Jackie Debatin (Angel), Emmanuelle Bach (Dr. Townsend)
6. Diamonds are a Val's Best Friend
Community Score
| 7.7 Good |
Val is hired to guard the star of Neptune, a 50-carat diamond. But it gets stolen while under her watch. The thief turns out to be Nikki's cousin Gino. When Mr. Parcigian, the guy who paid them to protect the diamond finds out it was stolen he gives them 24 hours to retrieve it or he'll sue them. When Nikki's grandfather, a big wig in the mob, thinks he's getting the real thing from Gino finds but finds out he's got a fake he gives V.I.P. 24 hours to get him the real diamond or he'll kill Val.
Director: Farhad Mann
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine de la Cruz), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy) , Jay Leno (Himself), Roger Floyd (Protocon Guard), Boris Krutonog (Badger), Lou Casal (Vincent Franco), Nelson Mashita (Mr. Tokawa), John Maynard (Man With Cigar), Clay Boss (Guard #1), Jonathan Breck (Irving Millbrook), David Groh (Don Franco), Stewart McLennan (Walter Parsegian)
7. Deconstructing Peri
Community Score
| 7.3 Good |
Her boyfriend's father is targeting Peri Woodman, the star of Fox Star One. He's a senator and she's releasing her memoirs, which will expose him and ruin his political future.
Director: Chuck Bowman
Guest star: Joey Lawrence (Himself), Elizabeth Bogush (Peri Woodman), Thomas Newton (Todd Spencer), Cliff DeYoung (Sen. Barton Spencer), Ricky Paull Goldin (Gil Rosen), Joe Sabatino (Mr. Banks), Nikita Ager (Kim), Anne Von Herrmann (Diane), Jerry Penacoli (Reporter), Emmett Miller (Headline Hollywood Reporter), Anderson Bourell (Tall Man), Kenneth L. Wilson (Ken Wilson)
8. Val Got Game
Community Score
| 7.2 Good |
V.I.P. must protect a promising future NBA star from a psychotic agent who's trying to keep him out of the NBA draft.
Director: Greg Yaitanes
Guest star: Doug Kruse (Cross), Angelle Brooks (Maxine de la Cruz) , Charles Barkley (Himself), John Salley (Himself), Sam Sarpong (Kirby), Brian Cousins (Man), Charlie O'Connell (Jimmie), C. Thomas Howell (Phil Sherman), Trent J. Cameron (Flip Webley), Andrew Walker (Derskin), Elimu Nelson (Reggie), Forbes Riley (Irene), Andrew Walter Butler (Daryl Wilcox), Martez Covington (Ballplayer), Kwesi Fulton (Dougie Hodges)
9. Vallery of the Dolls
Community Score
| 7.4 Good |
Rogue magazine centerfolds are being kidnapped so V.I.P. is hired to guard the remaining centerfolds at the mansion and find the missing ones. Val feels it's her fault when the first one is kidnapped because it's right out of her commercial for V.I.P. All the models stay at the mansion so when Quick sees one leaving suspiciously he and Tasha follow her to a hotel only to discover she's there with her husband because they never had a honeymoon.
Director: James A. Contner
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine de la Cruz) , Coolio (Himself), Sydney Walsh (Woman), Karen Kim (Jennifer Conran), Robin Thomas (Gower Jantzen), Art Chudabala (Yoshi), Ron Yuan (Kazuo), Jessica Lee Maider (Karmen De La Vega), Nikki Schieler Ziering (Amber Davis), Andre'a Kim Walker (Shandah), Renee Tenison (Donna Fabre), Will Schaub (Rob), Ping Wu (Chang), Mark Nutter (Man Onscreen)
10. Midnight in the Garden of Ronnie Beeman
Community Score
| 7.0 Good |
Ronnie Beeman, a controversial talk show host hires V.I.P. as security on his self titled talk show. On their first day on the job they stop an audience member from attempting to assassinate Ronnie Beeman. When they interrogate him all he tells them is that his name is Daniel J. Kilborne. Before they can anything else out of him he kills himself. Val however notices a tattoo on his right bicep which helps identify him as member of a Black Ops Commando Unit. The unit consists of four men and one woman.
Director: Barry Primus
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine de la Cruz), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy) , Eric Karros (Himself), Gregory Itzin (Ronnie Beeman), Jay Underwood (Man), Christopher Michael (Daniel J. Kilborne), Chuck Sloan (Man), Mike Jolly (Burnham), Lisa Cohen (Navarette/P.A.), James DiStefano (Gene), Jerry Hauck (Ben Hale), Carol Kiernan (Wife), Maureen Muldoon (Repairman), Tina New (Harem Girl/Shopper), Susan Peretz (Wife in Audience), Marlon Young (Mike), Dell Yount (Husband in Audience), Vanessa A. Dorian (Stephanie)
11. Good Val Hunting
Community Score
| 7.3 Good |
Eric Collier, America's answer to Richard Branson, hires V.I.P. to protect him when he puts a bounty on his head. After a few people try to kill him they decide it would be better to hide out in San Pedro where he owns a top security installation. Back at V.I.P. headquarters Kay is watching a movie on TV when her cable goes out. She finds out that they were the only ones who lost the cable. Which means that the message was meant to be seen only by V.I.P. Once Tasha learns this Collier introduces them to the people who tried to "kill" him. It was just a plan to see if V.I.P. was a worthy adversary for his next game, a hunt where they're the targets.
Director: Robert Radler
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine De La Cruz), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy) , Jerry Springer (Himself), John D'Aquino (Eric Collier), George Marshall Ruge (Sir Richard White), Nancy Young (Felicity Adair), Damon Caro (Chazz Maleek), Kane Hodder (Matthew Adair), Mario Roberts (Javier)
12. Escape From Val-catraz
Community Score
| 7.5 Good |
V.I.P. is hired for the wedding of Cynthia Murdock, her mother is very rich and her father is behind bars at Cyrus Rand Federal Penitentiary in Los Angeles, California for having stolen 17 million dollars of police money. When he finds out about the wedding he says he'll reveal the location of where he hid the money on two conditions. One is that he is allowed to attend his daughter's wedding and the second is to have V.I.P. to protect him. The Feds agree but he has to lead them to the money first.
Director: Deran Sarafian
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine De La Cruz) , Robin Leach (Himself), Tristan Rogers (Harry Murdock), Laurie Fortier (Cynthia Murdock), Dey Young (Woman), Alex Hyde-White (Man), Joseph Gian (Rene Batiste), Vincent Guastaferro (Man), Justin Walker (Man), Bart Braverman (Maurice Afshani), Paul Carafotes (Minister), Al Gagow (Oswald Falcon), Clark Tufts (Bassist), George Brown (Gate Guard), Oliver Doering (Cabbie), Laurie Fortier (Cynthia Murdock)
13. The Last Temptation of Val
Community Score
| 8.9 Great |
While trying to get her credit limit raised Val foils a bank robbery with the help of an unknown man. Kay hacks into the bank's video surveillance and Nikki recognizes the unknown man as Japanese action star Johnny Loh. Johnny Loh fled from Hong Kong after a stuntman died on the set of his last movie "Dragonsport 2". He's now wanted by Hong Kong police for questioning in the 1997 death of the stuntman and by the Hong Kong mob for knowing the truth about his death.
Director: Patrick Norris
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine De La Cruz), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh), T.J. Shaboz (Judson) , Alfonso Ribeiro (Himself), Jeff Speakman (Himself), Daxing Zhang (Mr. Han), Michael Woods (Jay Chesler), Clint Jung (Kai-Tan), Michael McFall (Credit Officer Nissen), Pamela Paulshock (Emily Chesler), Patricia Skeriotis (Vance), Desmond Miller (Desmond), Brian Avery (Security Guard), John Dixon (Robber #1)
14. Val Under Siege With a Vengeance
Community Score
| 8.0 Great |
Val and her "staff" are invited to a charity event. The "staff" are to be used as models and parade down the runway. During the fashion show terrorists interrupt and hold them hostage. Val must now locate Simon Wirth as he is the one the terrorists want. She finds him but he refuses to come so she takes him at gunpoint. The terrorists want Simon because he has the codes for the U.S. treasury, or so they think. He hasn't developed a new code for the treasury in over a year. The terrorists mad decide to open gunfire and a fight ensues leaving V.I.P. the winners.
Director: Scott Paulin
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine De La Cruz), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy) , Brad Greenquist (Unknown), Derek Brewer (Unknown), Keith Brewer (Unknown), Marty Rackham (Unknown), Jo Gash (Unknown), Robin Riker (Jessica Wirth), Autumn Winters (Whitney), Michael Komurov (Stoli), Jacob Chambers (Kurt), John Petrelli (Hunky Pool Guy), Lamont Johnson (II) (Monk), Laurie Rose (Sindee), Matt Gallini (Drug Dealer #1)
15. Val on the Run
Community Score
| 8.3 Great |
A key witness in a video piracy case is being followed so he calls Val. She sends V.I.P. and they arrive just in time but the assailants manage to escape from V.I.P. Steve Wizner, the key witness, was suppose to have round the clock protection by the FBI but they were nowhere to be found.
Director: Farhad Mann
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine De La Cruz), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy) , China Jesusita Shavers (Cheryl), Shannon Tweed (Herself), John Allen Nelson (FBI Agent Lambert), Morgan Englund (Man), Grant Mathis (Agent McCoy), Eyerly St. James (Helga), Jordan Mott (Lead Thug), Michele Harrell (Mother), Kenneth Alan Williams (Salesman)
16. ThunderVal
Community Score
| 7.4 Good |
When we last saw Dr. Tina Stokes ("Scents And Sensibility") she apparently died in a car crash. But she's back and very alive. This time she hires V.I.P. and they head off to the Carribean. It seems as though she has turned her life around but she only hired V.I.P. as a decoy for the feds while her and her partner Angel(also from "Scents And Sensibility") plan to steal a toxin. While making their escape with the toxin on a sea-doo Val notices them grabs a sea-doo and follows them. She pulls ahead of them and shoots a harpoon into a lifeboat sending Tina and Angel into the water and the toxin into the air which Val manages to catch just in the nick of time.
Director: Patrick Norris
Guest star: Erik Estrada (Himself), Angela Harry (Dr. Tina Stokes), Scott Bryce (Agent Darman), Christian Oliver (The Photographer), Jackie Debatin (Angel), Stephen "Doc" Kupka (Gregor)
17. The Quiet Brawler
Community Score
| 7.4 Good |
When Val's favorite actor opens up his own gym she gets V.I.P. a corporate membership. This doesn't sit well with a local drug dealer who's business isn't going so well now that the gym has opened up. Rex Reevo an actor on "The Brawler" films has a personal grudge against Dave Hart. So he destroys Dave's gym attacks one of Dave's friends so Dave will fight him. Attacking his friend did and Dave agrees to fight Rex Reevo and wins. Since Dave put all his money in the gym and has no money to pay V.I.P. he gives them a lifetime membership to his gym.
Director: J.F. Lawton
Guest star: Jillian Barberie (Foxy Levin), Angelle Brooks (Maxine De La Cruz) , David Chokachi (Himself), Mongo Brownlee (Man), Sonny Marinelli (Colecord), Mark Ruiz (Julio), Sophia Santi (Mrs. Martinez), Nolan Jesse Yard (Kid), Joseph Bucaro III (Griff), George Brown (Skunk)
18. K-Val
Community Score
| 8.8 Great |
When Val hears a caller threatening a radio psychologist and her family she sets up an appointment for her with V.I.P. When Dr. Lonnie thinks the stalker might be a co-worker Val accompanies her to work. While on the air she gets threatened again so Kay tracks the call and Nikki goes after the stalker. Turns out he was only a messenger. Nikki warns him to step out of his car because there's a bomb under it but he doesn't listen and his car blows up with him in it.
Director: Bruce Seth Green
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine De La Cruz) , Sheila E (Herself), Jeanetta Arnette (Dr. Lonnie Hippelman), David Naughton (Roy), David Moreland (Man), Boris Krutonog (Badger), Max Kasch (Jeremy), Dana Reed (Paramilitary Babe), Mark De Alessandro (Thug), Chad Bannon (Beefy Guy)
19. Mudslide Val
Community Score
| 7.4 Good |
Val gets a call from Dr. Richard D. Gold saying that he needs protection. It seems that a certain car has been following him all week. The next thing we know, just as V.I.P. arrives, he's dead from an apparent heart attack. Kay looks through his laptop for clues and she discovers that someone tried to erase one of his files just before he was killed. Dr. Gold had mentioned that someone else's life was in danger before he was killed. She retrieves the file, it's an entry in an address book, The Red Oaks Health Spa.
Director: Sidney J. Furie
Guest star: Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy) , Downtown Julie Brown (Herself), James Yaker (Man), Jason Leland Adams (Adam Banta), David Kagen (Man), Tammy Tavares (Karen Rite), Dan Erickson (Dr. Richard Gold), Elisha Choice (Winnie), Tom Bellissimo (Gang Punk)
20. Raging Val
Community Score
| 7.5 Good |
Quick's past as a professional boxer is explored as the Russian mob try to control boxing and do to a current boxer what they had done to Quick.
Director: R.W. Ginty
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine De La Cruz) , Gilbert Gottfried (Himself), Billy Gallo (Rigo Fernandez), Greg Wrangler (Carlos Montecinas), Aly Dunn (Katrina Polakov), James Horan (Smith), Paul Terrell Clayton (Security Guard), Francis Fallon (Jib Hanley), Kirstin Carlstrand (Female Boxer), Jack Knight (Referee), Brian Simpson (Ski Masked Thug), Gary J. Wayton (Unmasked Thug), Brandon Forde (Boxing Handler), David Groh (Don Franco), Ronnie Kerr (Boxing Handler)
21. Three Days to a Kill
Community Score
| 8.2 Great |
Kay's boyfriend from college escapes a mob hit and comes to L.A. Once in L.A. Val and Kay go to pick him at the airport. At the airport though Kay is mistaken to be Romona Flynn, a professional hit woman, by the guys who want her boyfriend dead. Her cover is blown however when the real Romona Flynn arrives. Val, Kay and Stu (Kay's boyfriend) escape but Romona follows them on her motorcycle. The car that Val was driving suddenly stops and Val manages to make Romona fall off her motorcycle. Kay learns that her boyfriend is a cheater and she sends him to Alaska, then she starts to date one of the guys who wanted her boyfriend dead.
Director: Sidney J. Furie
Guest star: T.J. Shaboz (Judson) , Morgan Fairchild (Herself), Sean Kanan (Stu Solomon), Ramy Zada (Clay), Greg Grunberg (Man), Doug Jeffrey (Shea), Melinda Songer (Romona Flynn), Lawrence Novikoff (Sweaty Man)
22. Val The Hard Way
Community Score
| 8.3 Great |
A man named Prophet hires a group called The Double D Girls for a Las Vegas job. The only problem is The Double D Girls get busted before they can get to Las Vegas. Prophet doesn't know what The Double D Girls look like so detective Grispy decides to use V.I.P. to go undercover as The Double D Girls so he can find out who Prophet is working for. When they get to Las Vegas the limo they're driving in contains a bomb. They have 82 seconds to diffuse but first they have to find it.
Director: Larry Rapaport
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine De La Cruz), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy) , Sherman Hemsley (Himself), Kevin Fry (Man), Ice-T (Prophet), Gary Colombo (Zambrano), Rose Heeter (McKenna), Steve Chase (Bishop), Jill Noel St. Marks (Monica), Dale Clemens (Emil), Aki (Showgirl), Penn Jillette (Himself), Teller (Himself), Eva Mendes (Esmerelda)
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