Pilot. Pilot  

First aired: 3/28/2001    Production Code: W531

Michael Kyle has been used to having his wife at home, taking care of him and the kids. Now that Jay wants to put her college degree to work, he has trouble accepting the fact that she wants to return to work. Meanwhile, Claire gets carried away with the eyebrow tweezers.

2. The Truth Hurts  

First aired: 3/28/2001    Production Code: W711

Michael suspects the family is less than truthful about certain matters, but finds out he is really being untruthful to himself.

3. Grassy Knoll  

First aired: 4/4/2001    Production Code: W709

Jay is trying to get rid of some old clothes, so after Michael opposes to that she and him make a deal that everything that is not worn by the end of the week has to go. Meanwhile, Junior is trying to learn how to play the guitar and his friend convinces him to smoke pot. Kady gets angry at Claire for avoiding her.

4. Of Breasts and Basketball  

First aired: 4/4/2001    Production Code: W707

Michael doesn't take it well when he loses at basketball. Meanwhile, Claire thinks the best way to attract boys is to have bigger breasts, so she buys a padded bra, much to the dislike of Jay who punishes her for doing so.

5. Making the Grade  

First aired: 4/11/2001    Production Code: W702

Jr. gets an F in Algebra and forges it into an A. Claire finds out about it and soon starts to blackmail Jr. so she won't tell their parents. But Michael and Janet are smarter than that and decide to teach Jr. a lesson by "toying" with him. After numerous attempts, Janet decides to take her own action to get it out of Claire...

6. Working It  

First aired: 4/11/2001    Production Code: W710

Michael hires an attractive girl to tutor Junior in math and later regrets his actions. Also, Jay doesn't like the direction her relationship is going with Claire who is turning into a typical teenager.

7. Snapping and Sniffing  

First aired: 4/18/2001    Production Code: W712

Jr. is having problems at school with a bully, so Michael and Janet invite his parents over to discover some of the kid's weak points. Jr. teases the kid back and Claire punches him in the nose making Jr. is feeling humiliated. Meanwhile, Michael tells Janet she is not around enough, and she starts to realize that when she misses Kady's first tooth and her new "smell the cushions" thing.

8. He Said, She Said  

First aired: 4/18/2001    Production Code: W704

Jay wants Michael to quit watching TV and spend a little more time with the family - something that apparently only she wants. But Michael insists on watching a basketball game. When Jay talks to him, he doesn't pay any attention and later Jay repays the favour. When the evening comes and they are ready to go out for dinner, Jay apologizes for not paying any attention and they decide to leave the kids alone. But will they pay any attention to their parents?

9. Breaking Up and Breaking It  

First aired: 4/25/2001    Production Code: W705

Claire develops her first real crush on a boy, and Michael does everything to break them up. He takes a different approach by becoming friends with him, to the point where the boy wants to spend more time with Michael then with Claire. After Claire dumps him, Jay makes Michael dump him too. Ever since his hormones kicked in, Jr. spends most of the day in the bathroom, until he "breaks" his toy and has to take some time out.

10. A Little Romance  

First aired: 5/2/2001    Production Code: W703

Michael's brother Ken comes to visit and brings his newest girlfriend. Michael envies his brother because his own sex life became a little boring - Jay keeps asking for more spontaneity and Michael doesn't know what to do. Meanwhile, Claire is worried about winning a dancing contest. She's not satisfied with Jr. being the only one with trophies to show around, and despite her father's dissatisfaction with her dance moves, she manages to get a second place - which is not exactly what she hoped for.

11. Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow  

First aired: 5/9/2001    Production Code: W713

Michael's accountant dies suddenly, making him take a whole new perspective about his life. He buys a wig (or a hair piece as he like to call it) and starts to demonstrate his love for his family in a weird way. He even buys a motorcycle and an RV, in a misguided effort to live life to its fullest.