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Season 1

1. The Captain and the Lady/One if by Land/Centerfold  

Community Score

9.3 Superb
First aired: 9/24/1977

Captain Stubing and his ex-wife have to face the realities of a badly resolved separation when they find themselves trapped on the same cruise. The future wife of a powerful political congressman worries that the photo she took for an erotic magazine some years back will jeopardize her husband's political career, so she tries to cover this fact from him, by hiding all the copies of the magazine that are available in the ship, until she finds the courage to confess her past to her husband. Ginny O'Brien is followed by her hard-to-commit boyfriend through all the ports where the cruise passes. However she's not going to accept a relationship without a proposal of marriage

2. Oh, Dale!  

Community Score

8.1 Great
First aired: 10/1/1977

A jilted boyfriend desperately tries to win back the woman who left him, but the only cabin left on the ship is a double -- with a woman. So he dresses in drag.

2. A Tasteful Affair  

Community Score

8.5 Great 1
review
First aired: 10/1/1977

A private detective hired to find out if a beautiful woman is having an affair poses as a fellow passenger and falls in love with her during his investigation.

2. The Main Event  

Community Score

8.1 Great
First aired: 10/1/1977

The "Sausage King" and his wife, always bickering, get themselves trapped in one of the ship's elevators.

3. Ex Plus Y/Graham and Kelly/Goldenagers  

Community Score

4.9 Poor
First aired: 10/8/1977

A divorced couple takes the cruise with new mates, and can't seem to avoid one another or stop arguing. Two adolescents develop an awkward flirtation. A senior group inadvertently interferes with its director's fledgling romance with Julie.

4. Message for Maureen/The Acapulco Connection/Gotcha  

Community Score

8.2 Great
First aired: 10/15/1977

A tennis star, temporarily confined to a wheelchair due to a back injury, rekindles an old romance with a sportswriter who had been critical of her recent performances. A woman with singing aspirations stows away on the ship in the hopes of making it to America and providing for her large family. A man annoys his wife and other passengers by constantly playing practical jokes.

5. Help, Murder/Isaac the Groupie/Mr. Popularity  

Community Score

9.6 Superb
First aired: 10/22/1977

A woman gets the wrong idea from her husband's secretive behavior and fears that he is plotting to murder her. Isaac begins a whirlwind romance with an internationally known singer. A couple suspects that a painfully boring passenger is actually a wanted jewel thief.

6. The Joker is Mild/First Time Out/Take My Granddaughter, Please  

Community Score

9.2 Superb
First aired: 10/29/1977

An old friend of Julie's father turns to her for help reviving his sputtering stand-up comedy career. A meddling woman tries to interfere in her granddaughter's love life; she pushes her to date Doc, but her granddaughter wants to pursue romance with an old friend. A young man's fraternity brothers pressure him to lose his virginity during the cruise.

7. Identical Problem/Julie's Old Flame/The Jinx  

Community Score

7.8 Good
First aired: 11/5/1977

Identical twins pretend to be one person in order to take the cruise on one fare, but bewilder Doc since one likes him but not the other. Julie gets re-acquainted with an ex-lover, who claims to have broken up with his wife. After suffering a series of accidents, the crew comes to believe that an elderly couple--who survived the Titanic--is cursed.

8. Lost and Found/The Understudy/Married Singles  

Community Score

10.0 Perfect
First aired: 11/19/1977

A boy befriends a couple that recently lost its young son. A trainee schemes to steal Julie's job. A bickering married couple takes the cruise and stays in separate cabins...next door to each other.

9. The Captain's Captain/Hounded/Romance Roulette  

Community Score

7.9 Good
First aired: 11/26/1977

The presence of the captain's demanding father leaves the entire crew on edge. A dog traps a passenger in his cabin. Three friends reunite on board the ship and try to meet men through an unusual game.

10. Dear Beverly/The Strike/Special Delivery  

Community Score

6.9 Fair
First aired: 12/3/1977

An advice columnist neglects her husband to devote all her time to her fans, prompting him to seek affection elsewhere. A man with a negative history with Capt. Stubing fills in for the ailing chef. A frequent passenger, who is depressed about his impending divorce, winds up on the same cruise as his pregnant wife (who has failed to tell him about the baby). They somehow keep narrowly missing each other.

11. Lonely at the Top/Divorce Me, Please/Silent Night  

Community Score

7.6 Good
First aired: 12/10/1977

12. The Old Man and the Runaway/A Fine Romance/The Painters  

Community Score

9.1 Superb
First aired: 12/24/1977

A crotchety old man and a teenage runaway form an unlikely friendship. Julie grows frustrated when an old friend of her brother's repeatedly rejects her advances without explanation. A pair of incompetent painters continually screws up the re-painting of Capt. Stubing's cabin.

13. Family Reunion/Too Hot to Handle/Cinderella Story  

Community Score

10.0 Perfect
First aired: 1/7/1978

A woman who believes her departed dad was a noble sea captain forms an attachment for a devilish old purser; a newlywed couple are prevented by dislocated backs, sunburn and even poison ivy from enjoying their honeymoon; the crew upgrades a couple with modest means to a luxurious suite without consulting Capt. Stubing, forcing the couple to pose as wealthy socialites.

14. Isaac's Double Standard/One More Time/Chimpanzeeshines  

Community Score

9.0 Superb
First aired: 1/14/1978

Isaac's possessive mother becomes jealous of her son's lady friend, while he objects to his mom sharing a cabin with her latest boyfriend; a divorced comedy team is too busy making jokes to admit they miss each other; Gopher's budding romance is nearly foiled by a jewel-stealing monkey.

15. Hollywood Royalty/The Caper/The Eyes of Love/Masquerade (1)  

Community Score

10.0 Perfect
First aired: 1/21/1978

16. Hollywood Royalty/The Caper/The Eyes of Love/Masquerade (2)  

Community Score

10.0 Perfect
First aired: 1/21/1978

17. The Congressman Was Indiscreet/Isaac's History Lesson/Winner Take Love  

Community Score

10.0 Perfect
First aired: 1/28/1978

A congressman unjustly accused of being involved in a scandal seeks refuge aboard the Pacific Princess; Isaac and a lovely intellectual snob clash over a colorful old passenger; a beauty pageant contestant's whose chances of winning are jeopardized by her possessive boyfriend.

18. The Last of the Stubings/The Million Dollar Man/The Sisters  

Community Score

10.0 Perfect
First aired: 2/4/1978

19. The Inspector/A Very Special Girl/Until the Last Goodbye  

Community Score

10.0 Perfect 1
review
First aired: 2/11/1978

The crew after being informed that an inspector from the line will coming on board to do a report on them, but not knowing who he is, they try to be extra nice to anyone whom they is the inspector but always come up wrong. Two girls, one a stunner, the other, a plain girl. Now when two guys compete for the hot girl and when one of them gets her, the other has to take care of her companion.

20. Computerman/Parlez-Vous/Memories of You  

Community Score

9.5 Superb
First aired: 2/13/1978

A slick computer matchmaker proceeds to pair up cruise guests while setting himself up with Julie; two American gold-diggers pretend to be French; a New York advertising executive meets up with a long-lost love.

21. Taking Sides/A Friendly Little Game/Going by the Book  

Community Score

7.9 Good
First aired: 2/18/1978

22. Parents Know Best/A Selfless Love/The Nubile Nurse  

Community Score

6.2 Fair
First aired: 2/25/1978

A couple takes their son on a cruise in an attempt to end his relationship with an unsuitable girl; a May-December couple rethink their romance; an ex-showgirl's glamorous past jeopardizes her new career as a registered nurse.

23. Musical Cabins  

Community Score

9.9 Superb
First aired: 5/5/1978

A young bachelor must marry within the week in order to claim a $3 million inheritance; a drab widow poses as a glamorous adventuress and captures the heart of the Captain; a confirmed male chauvinist angers his fiancee, who finds comfort in sick bay with Doc; a scandal sheet reporter sets out to compile material for a sins-at-sea story.

24. The Business of Love/Crash Diet Crisis/I'll Never Fall in Love Again  

Community Score

9.3 Superb
First aired: 5/13/1978

A reformed prostitute causes trouble between a one-time "John" and his wife; Captain Stubing re-encounters an old flame; a fun-loving older couple help bring two lovers back together

25. Gopher the Rebel/Cabin Fever/Pacific Princess Overture  

Community Score

9.9 Superb
First aired: 5/20/1978

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