1. Pilot  

First aired: 9/30/2002    Production Code: 1AGK79

Linda comes over with her new psychologist boyfriend, who teaches them an exercise that will prove honesty is the best policy in a relationship. When Judy and Bill decide to put his philosophy to the test, they realize that maybe some things should be left unsaid. Meanwhile, Bill tries to help Brian with his girl problems by telling him they prefer boys who seem dangerous, which leads Brian to think that smoking might get a certain girl's attention.

2. Still Reading  

First aired: 10/7/2002    Production Code: 1AGK01

In an effort to stimulate her brain, Judy begins to host a book club, but Bill proves surprisingly adept at reading.

3. Still in School  

First aired: 10/14/2002    Production Code: 1AGK02

Bill and Judy attend their 20^th high school reunion, and soon they begin acting like teenagers again. Bill meets his old hot dog eating competitor and challenges him to see who can eat more pancakes at the reunion breakfast, while Judy is shocked to see that the most popular girl at school has become a successful architect and has a "perfect life." Meanwhile, Linda scores a date with an ex-boyfriend.

4. Still Rocking  

First aired: 10/21/2002    Production Code: 1AGK04

As her 13^th birthday approaches, Bill tries help Lauren get the attention of a boy she likes, but only ends up humiliating her. Judy fixes things by arranging an outing to a Blink-182 concert, where Lauren is subjected to all new, bigger humiliations.

5. Still Volunteering  

First aired: 10/28/2002    Production Code: 1AGK03

Bill and Judy fall asleep at Tina's recital, shaming them into volunteering at her school, but their good intentions quickly go awry.

6. Still Cheering  

First aired: 11/4/2002    Production Code: 1AGK06

Brian joins the school football team, but quits because the other kids are picking on him. He decides to do cheerleading instead, but Bill is unsure about Brian's decision. Judy tells Bill that they need to try to support him, whatever he does.

7. Still Cheating  

First aired: 11/11/2002    Production Code: 1AGK05

Bill's forced to lie to continue spending time with Linda's ex-boyfriend, Eric. Meanwhile Judy finds herself lying to avoid doing lame activities with Linda.

8. Still Family  

First aired: 11/18/2002    Production Code: 1AGK07

Irked that Linda seems to be more involved with her boyfriend's family than her family is with each other, Judy resolves to have a weekly family night, but is met with heavy resistance.

9. Still Thankful  

First aired: 11/25/2002    Production Code: 1AGK08

Judy's steadily bickering parents visit for Thanksgiving, and things only get worse when the couple announce they're extending their already unwelcome stay by a week. Linda tackles cooking the traditional turkey dinner in hopes of winning some praise, while Bill regrets teaching Judy's father his technique for dealing with marital spats.

10. Still Scalping  

First aired: 12/9/2002    Production Code: 1AGK10

Judy takes Bill's advice to feign a shared interest with her boss to get a promotion. What she receives, though, are opera tickets that she and Bill quickly regret selling to get Blackhawks tickets. Meanwhile, Linda happily volunteers to chaperone Lauren's sleepover.

11. Still Spending  

First aired: 12/16/2002    Production Code: 1AGK09

Bill lends money to a deadbeat co-worker just as Judy needs some quick cash to get a new hot water heater.

12. Still Bullying  

First aired: 1/6/2003    Production Code: 1AGK11

Lauren is forbidden from attending her first school dance as a punishment for bullying, which Judy recalls falling victim to as a teen, but Bill lets it slip that Judy was actually the agressor.

13. Still Good Cop  

First aired: 1/27/2003    Production Code: 1AGK12

Tired of always being the parent who lays down rules and metes out punishment, Judy makes Bill take over the 'bad cop' role. When Bill tires of this, he reverts to being a 'good cop,' but with Judy refusing to become 'bad cop' again, the children quickly take advantage.

14. Still Scoring  

First aired: 2/3/2003    Production Code: 1AGK13

Linda's athletic boyfriend makes Bill want to prove he can still be active, so he joins a roller-hockey league. Meanwhile, Judy tries to keep up with Bill by taking a spinning class.

15. Still Romancing  

First aired: 2/10/2003    Production Code: 1AGK14

After a failed Valentine's Day, Bill and Judy pick a day to make surprise romantic gestures to one another, but each has their plan go horribly awry. Meanwhile, Brian looks to his parents for advice with a girl he likes.

16. Still Hairdressing  

First aired: 2/17/2003    Production Code: 1AGK18

Bill must repair the damage when his tactless comments get Judy blacklisted from her haridresser. However, he runs afoul again when he starts making appointments to see the hairdresser himself.

17. Still Excelling  

First aired: 3/10/2003    Production Code: 1AGK15

Bill and Judy decide to help Lauren with her science project to show her that they care about what she's doing. They end up making the science project for her, but regret their decision when the teacher moves her to the honors class, only increasing the workload.

18. Still Sisters  

First aired: 3/31/2003    Production Code: 1AGK16

After Linda meets a nice man and goes out with him hours after being dumped by another guy, Judy advises her not to go so fast. Linda and Judy have a fight, where Judy is blamed to always be nosing on her sister's life. Judy then decides to let her sister live her own life, and as a result she starts overcontrolling her children's lives with all the extra time she has in her hands. When they can't take it anymore, Bill decides to get the two back together and establish peace in the family.

19. Still Changing  

First aired: 4/14/2003    Production Code: 1AGK19

Bill and Judy meet an old high school buddy, who since then has turned his life around. Deciding they've each changed one another, Bill grows back his old mustache and smoke cigars, while Judy goes back to hanging out with her drunk friend from high school.

20. Still Petting  

First aired: 4/28/2003    Production Code: 1AGK17

When Judy agrees to house her divorcing boss' prized dog, Bill's lazy habits turn it into a slothful shell of the dog it once was.

21. Still Mom  

First aired: 5/5/2003    Production Code: 1AGK20

When Bill's mother visits, Judy's advice on dealing with her constant barage of guilt trips backfires when she runs away.

22. Still Partying  

First aired: 5/12/2003    Production Code: 1AGK21

With Brian upset over not getting an invitation to a cheerleader's party, but Lauren getting one, his story of woe prompts Bill to relate a tale from his own youth when he crashed a party and pretended to drink a lot of beer. Later, Bill and Judy cut short their fun at an AC/DC concert to make sure that Lauren hasn't disobeyed them by sneaking off to the bash.